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&lt;p&gt;(Also because her smile is so cute.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29628357189</link><guid>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29628357189</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 12:57:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When I'm sent overseas for an assignment</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And I find out that I&amp;#8217;m flying economy for a 13 hour flight &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;But then we&amp;#8217;re picked up by luxury cars and taken to the J.W. Marriott &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FYI: most of these pictures are taken from Fuck Yeah Reactions (&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com/"&gt;http://fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;) - Credit given where credit is due. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29628296971</link><guid>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29628296971</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 12:56:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When I try to leave work early on Friday and someone sees</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="219" src="http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/892012021946realmendontusedoors.gif" width="363"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29148570126</link><guid>http://dontconsultme.tumblr.com/post/29148570126</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:50:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When I realize the person I text most on a weekly basis is my Director</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="240" src="http://i.imgur.com/iXlrl.gif" 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